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A fully dedicated page that has the largest collection of Health, Food, Technology, Relationship and work related Jokes this side of the road the chicken crossed. Please enjoy our ever updating collection of funnies, from the friendly team at YOURLifeChoices.
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The Magician and the Parrot
Church ladies with typewriters
Posted 25 Jan 2012 02:34pm
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services. Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. The ...
Obsessions
Posted 20 Jan 2012 03:48pm
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,' he ...
Beer, fishing, golf and sex
Posted 13 Jan 2012 03:47pm
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a ...
One-line wonders
Posted 19 Dec 2011 03:45pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad wrap for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' Man goes to the doctor, ...
The F Word
Posted 16 Dec 2011 09:03am
How many F’s can you find in this eye-test? Very few people can find them all in the first go – are you one ...
Soldier assistance
Posted 08 Dec 2011 01:59pm
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. ...
BBQ Rules
Posted 02 Dec 2011 07:27am
We are about to enter the barbecue season, therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking activity. ...
Now I understand what went wrong with the US economy
Posted 25 Nov 2011 02:19pm
Helga is the proprietor of a bar. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, ...
Eric and the Silver Surfer
Posted 18 Nov 2011 11:46am
As we digital immigrants know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11-year-old next ...
Gardening with grandma
Posted 11 Nov 2011 02:39pm
A teenage grandaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Understandably her grandmother has a fit. “Don’t ...
Seamus and Bessie
Posted 04 Nov 2011 11:20am
An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a truck and was suing the trucking company. In court the trucking company’s hot-shot solicitor ...
Crazy insurance
Posted 27 Oct 2011 04:12pm
These are purportedly all real insurance claims. Read about the most ridiculous travel insurance claim, the crazy things celebrities insure, and the ...
A different angle
Posted 21 Oct 2011 11:37am
Here are the winners of the Washington Post's 2006 Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter ...
Confucius didn’t say
Posted 14 Oct 2011 11:14am
Confucius didn’t say… Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of ...
Insults with class
Posted 02 Oct 2011 10:09am
These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to ...
50th wedding anniversary
Posted 30 Sep 2011 12:00am
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. ...
