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Fun fact: Inventions

What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

What is a bastard?

Can you answer the question?

A bundle of laughs

A collection of funnies to make your Friday fun.

The Mona Lisa's eyebrows

Which important facial feature is the Mona Lisa missing?

Lawrie's contributions

This week’s Friday Funnies come from one of our subscribers, Lawrie, who has generously sent ...

Cats vs dogs

The dog’s diary: 8am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12pm - Milk ...

Are there ATMs in the outback?

The website officials at this Australian tourism website had a great sense of humour ...

First time

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have ...

Can you own a Canadian?

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, ...

Spot the difference

This common stress test is used by medical professionals all over the world. Look ...

Speed Check

Waiting on the shoulder of the highway to catch speeding drivers, a police officer ...

Disorder in the court

These are all genuine transcripts of conversations between attorneys and witnesses during court cases ...

Humour for lexophiles

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, whey do we still have monkeys and ...

Travellers’ complaints

Here is a list of real complaints received and compiled by a British travel ...

Never argue with a woman

A woman who reads can probably also think, as this parks and recreation warden ...

History Lesson

This week it’s all about true history and fact really is stranger than fiction. ...

Church ladies with typewriters

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services. Thank ...

Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their ...

Beer, fishing, golf and sex

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly ...

One-line wonders

Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad wrap for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' Man goes to the doctor, ...

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