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Fun fact: Inventions
What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Lawrie's contributions
This week’s Friday Funnies come from one of our subscribers, Lawrie, who has generously sent ...
Cats vs dogs
The dog’s diary: 8am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12pm - Milk ...
Are there ATMs in the outback?
The website officials at this Australian tourism website had a great sense of humour ...
Can you own a Canadian?
In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, ...
Spot the difference
This common stress test is used by medical professionals all over the world. Look ...
Disorder in the court
These are all genuine transcripts of conversations between attorneys and witnesses during court cases ...
Travellers’ complaints
Here is a list of real complaints received and compiled by a British travel ...
Never argue with a woman
A woman who reads can probably also think, as this parks and recreation warden ...
Church ladies with typewriters
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services. Thank ...
Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their ...
Beer, fishing, golf and sex
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly ...
One-line wonders
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad wrap for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' Man goes to the doctor, ...

