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Gardening with grandma

11th Nov 2011

A teenage grandaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Understandably her grandmother has a fit.

“Don’t you dare leave the house like that young lady!”

”Lighten up Grandma. It’s the 21st century. Sometimes you’ve just gotta let your rose buds show.” And off the granddaughter goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The grandaughter wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate. And the grandmother replies…

“Lighten up Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.”





Yer man
11th Nov 2011
7:17pm
Grandma has lost her husband and wanted to end it all. She decided to put a bullet in her heart. Wanting to do it properly she phoned her doctor to find out exactly where her heart was. 'Just below your left breast ' She follows the instructions and fires a bullet below her left breast. She was admitted to hospitalwith a bullet wound to her left knee.
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