Jumping on the bed
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Jumping on the bed
A 56-year-old woman is at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and then asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”
The husband says, “What did he say about your 56-year-old bum?”
“Your name never came up,” she replied.
A tricky question
What do these seven words have in common? (Hint: it is not that they all have at least two double letters)
1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
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