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One-line wonders
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad wrap for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
Guy goes into the doctor’s. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.'
Doc says 'How's that?'
A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'
The doctor said, ‘Well don't go there anymore’
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly... They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
‘You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'
