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Community > Jokes > Soldier assistance

Soldier assistance

8th Dec 2011

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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically, it opens.

"That's so clever,” the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis."