An E mail from God.

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11 yrs ago

one day God was looking down at earth and saw all the rascally behaviour, that was going on. so he called all his angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the Angel returned, he told God Yes ' it is very bad on earth, 95% are misbehaving, only 5% are not.God thought for amoment and decided, maybe I should get a second opinion, So God called another Angel and sent her to earth for a time. When the angel returned, she went to God, and said, Yes' it's true, The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good God was not pleased. So He decided to e mail the 5% who were good, Because he wanted to encourage them with something very special and enjoyable

Do you know what the E MAIL said??? No!!!!! Okay I was just wondering, I never got one either.

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I got one but it is confidential.

seth

11 yrs ago

So the devil is still counterfeiting for his friends, that was a big word for you to use, I can still see through you.

Abby

11 yrs ago

Santa won't come if you are not good

seth

11 yrs ago

shock, horror, that's a terrible thing to say.

Abby

11 yrs ago

Dear Santa,

I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy.

Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet - but mix them together and they're my friends.

Hey, I really like that Abby and some are all 3 at once, wouldn't want to be without a single one of them as friends!

Yeah,

I liked that one Seth, and Abby, I have some Fruit Cakes too. Great aren't they.

Merry Xmas you lot - health and happiness to you all.

seth

11 yrs ago

Thanks Vivity, I just know that you were only referring to me as 'sweet' not the other nutty alcoholics.

seems I was the only one who got the email.

You are definitely sweet Seth :) so too are some of the nutty alcoholics they just can't remember it the morning after when they have a hangover!

Darn, I Junk all the emails from unrecognised senders I cpould have been in the 5% and not know it and Fred won't share :(

seth

11 yrs ago

What a pity you can't read!!! you must be in a pickle, Is it good news or bad news?????

dont be jealous , if you are good next year you might get an email also

.but I doubt it

seth

11 yrs ago

Good news!!! I just got my e mail, wonderful news, poor fwed will be jealous, again. I 'm not allowed to let on what is in the e mail, but I'll try. All the 5% will be ^&*()+!* plus if fwed stops walking he may get a normal body, impossible!!

Tadpole

11 yrs ago

I like that fruit cake bit seems just like my friends

Poor Fwed must be exhausted I do hope he has a rest for xmas I get tired watching him

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