Definitely an old joke geomac.  The kids of to-day would know better.

The Country was in a terrible state as the parliament sat for the budget debate.It was quite a few minutes before Gillard spoke then she said Sex will cost two bucks a poke. whether your short skinny or thick a tax will be paid on the use of your prick.  Penny Wong rose and said Julia look here Will this tax apply to those who are queer?  Bob Brown looked rather glum, may i be exempt i only like bum. Julia replied and sounded quite airy You'll pay double you dirty old fairy.  Up rose Tony Abbott to tremendous applause grabbed Julia Bishop and ripped off her drawers, He straddled across her and  had her at will then shouted to Gillard Put that on the bill.Wayne Swan shouted I think Ill resign i haven"t had sex for a very long time. The House was in uproard the fighting wen on till Turnbull banged on the bar with his dong. With a tax on a poke in the front and the back all we can do is have a good whack. I disagree said Joyce with a leer and stuck his big prick into Bob Katters ear.The backbenchers came and the Cabinet went Rudd took his out and found it was bent. Look here he cried as it swung in the air for those who are bent a discount is fair. so all checked their dicks the Speaker was last and in the excitement the damm bill was passed So now in the beds of Australia at night There many a fanny thats closed up real tight.