(it makes me chuckle anyway) - have you heard it?

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, well I almost died!
But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long;
So I grew strong and knew that I could take you on …

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad, pathetic dream
Should have known no Anaconda was lurking in those jeans.

Go on now, go! Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches, when you turn up with just 4
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find you out!?
Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count!

[chorus]

I will survive, I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
With a handful of latex
I will survive, I will survive, hey! hey!

It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud.
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m savin all my lovin for a cordless multispeed.

[chorus]

I will survive, I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
With a handful of latex
I will survive, I will survive, hey! hey!