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9 yrs ago

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said, "OK,now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

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Daisy
9 yrs ago

Ha ha. Have seen this one as a woman's joke (insert 'man' for 'woman'). The men have stolen it!

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Abby
9 yrs ago

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seth
9 yrs ago

Just for those who haven't heard this.....

The girls were fed up with getting wet, walking past the boys toilet when the boys were trying to pee the highest. after complaining to the teacher they were told to organise a competition of who could pee the highest, boys or girls. that there would be only one condition for boys and girls, Which the teacher would announce on the comp. day.The boys accepted so the next day they lined up in the toilet, the boys laughing and joking that the girls had no hope of winning. They were ready to go with the boys turning red in the face building up the pressure........    Then the teacher announced the one condition, they had all agreed on....NO HANDS

An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."

The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.

One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."

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catsahoy
9 yrs ago

an oldie but a goodie,

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