WHERE IS KIM-JONG UN ???
Even the U.S.A. doesn't know??
North Korea's "Dear Leader" Kim-Jong Un is MISSING and not been seen or heard of for 38 DAYS!! Conspiracy is rife as to his whereabouts as he was even absent from the country's key celebrations "The Worker's Party" yesterday....
The "rumors" surrounding the mysterious disappearance of "Kimmy" are as follows :-
He injured his leg and ankle badly during a Military Drill with his General's and has to rest for approx. 100 days.....
A possible and "secretive" Coup'? - (although U.S. says highly unlikely)
Too scared to be seen as he is hugely "obese" and ill after being introduced to Western foods by Dennis Rodman - and flew in copious amounts of cream cheeses/hamburgers/french fries etc. for his own enjoyment! True!! :-)
It is stated by "political experts" that if "ill" or a "coup' " - his younger sister (Kim Yo Jong) would most definitely be running the country...but no-one has seen her either in the past few days??
Where is he? The plot thickens ........
Kim-Jong Un - is at my place tonight for a Dinner Party! lol lol lol