Computers vs. Cars

For those who feel only true affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives.

6. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask, “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the ‘Start’ button to turn the engine off.

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    29th Jun 2012
    At least computors are improving!

    29th Jun 2012
    But car is easer to spell
    30th Jun 2012
    30th Jun 2012
    This just goes to show that you can't compare apples to oranges!

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