With Viagra being such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a new line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society.
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- Directra – A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 per cent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to only 0.2 per cent in the control group.
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- Projectra – Men given this experimental drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
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- Childagra – Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more childcare tasks – especially cleaning up spills and ‘little accidents’.
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- Complimentra – In clinical trials, 82 per cent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
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- Buyagra – Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favourite store’s return limit.
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- Nega-Viagra – Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.
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- Nega-Sportagra – This drug has the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
- Flatulagra – This complex drug converts men’s noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.
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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the nappy bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Scaring men is easy.
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Are there any other drugs you would like developed for the men in your life? Keep it clean and share in the comments section below.
Rationalgra – for women, the similar studies as used in the mens research, women taking this drug developed the ability to think rationally and make objective decisions on matters that affected the men in their life.
Alertreagra – women using this drug developed the ability to recognise and act accordingly when warning lights came on in the instruments of their car.