Classic blonde jokes

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Apologies to all those blondes out there who have long been the butt of many a joke, but here’s a few more to add to the list.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why did the blonde keep her coats on the side of the house?
A: Her husband told her to paint on an extra coat.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Golden retriever

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

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    I don’t believe we should be selling any part of Australia to a foreign company or government. Terry


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