Friday Funnies: School comparisons, part two

The hilarious 1950’s v 2018 school yard comparisons are back!

Friday Funnies: 1950 v 2018 Pt 2

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 

It’s the 1950s: Mark gets a glass of water from the principal to take the aspirin, passes exams and becomes a solicitor.

In 2018: The police are called, the car is searched for drugs and weapons. Mark is expelled from school for drug-taking and ends up as a drop-out.

Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin and blows up a wasp's nest. 

It’s the 1950s: The wasps die. 

In 2018: The police and the anti-terrorism squad are called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism, his parents are investigated, his siblings are removed from home and the family’s computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. 

Johnny falls over while playing football during the morning break and scrapes a knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him. 

In the 1950s: In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football. No damage done.

In 2018: Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy and ends up sexually confused. 



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    Funny face
    23rd Mar 2018
    Hilarious! Sadly, it's probably accurate!
    23rd Mar 2018
    Yes thats the way we are going so blame the greenies, the Greens and our government.
    go veg!
    24th Mar 2018
    Being "green" has nothing to do with these issues - it's about caring for the environment.
    Ms Logik
    20th Apr 2018
    Not really funny. More sad.

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