Friday Funnies: A shocking joke

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Friday Funnies: A shocking joke

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

‘Do these genes make my butt look fat?’ 

A man hired a lawyer when he was sued by his company for embezzling millions of dollars.

At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: “Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.”

And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail, eventually, he didn’t have a penny left..

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair: "Do you have any last requests?” 

"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"



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    19th Jan 2018
    Rainey asks Old Geezer who's in the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?".

    "Yes" replies Old Geezer, "Can you please hold my hand?".
    19th Jan 2018
    Good one!

    An electric shock might start OG's heart if he's got one.

    Sorry, I couldn't resist the temptation to throw that one in! I know, I know it's shocking.
    Pass the Ductape
    13th May 2018
    Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby boy, but he was born without ears.
    Johnny and his mum went over for a visit and Johnny was warned not to mention the baby's ears or else he get a spanking!
    Johnny looked over the edge of the cot and said - "What a lovely baby - it's got lovely skin and feet and hands - how's his eyesight?"
    The mother said the baby's eyesight was perfect....
    Johnny replied - "That's good, cos he'd be buggered if he needed glasses!"

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