Friday Funnies: A shocking joke

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Friday Funnies: A shocking joke

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

‘Do these genes make my butt look fat?’ 

A man hired a lawyer when he was sued by his company for embezzling millions of dollars.

At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: “Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.”

And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail, eventually, he didn’t have a penny left..

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair: "Do you have any last requests?” 

"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"

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    19th Jan 2018
    12:02pm
    Rainey asks Old Geezer who's in the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?".

    "Yes" replies Old Geezer, "Can you please hold my hand?".
    maelcolium
    19th Jan 2018
    1:01pm
    Good one!

    An electric shock might start OG's heart if he's got one.

    Sorry, I couldn't resist the temptation to throw that one in! I know, I know it's shocking.
    Pass the Ductape
    13th May 2018
    12:16pm
    Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby boy, but he was born without ears.
    Johnny and his mum went over for a visit and Johnny was warned not to mention the baby's ears or else he get a spanking!
    Johnny looked over the edge of the cot and said - "What a lovely baby - it's got lovely skin and feet and hands - how's his eyesight?"
    The mother said the baby's eyesight was perfect....
    Johnny replied - "That's good, cos he'd be buggered if he needed glasses!"


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