Friday Funnies: Don’t drink the holy water!

A priest, three sons and a fashion-conscious golfer are the butt of this week’s funnies.

Friday Funnies: don’t drink the holy water!

There are three sons of a priest. They committed some bad crimes, so they have to drink holy water at church.

The first man walks up and the priest says, ''What crime did you commit? Drink the holy water now''

He says he killed his mother. He drinks the water.

The second comes up, the priest says the same thing. He says he killed his son. He drinks the water.

The third comes up laughing, so the priest says, ''What crime did you commit? ''

To which he replies, ''I peed in the holy water!''


Q: Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course?

A: Just in case he got a hole in one.



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    2nd Feb 2018
    A Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

    The rancher says, "Okay , but don’t go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

    The rancher nods politely, apologises, and goes about his chores.

    A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

    The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...

    "Your badge... Show him your badge!"
    2nd Feb 2018
    Was that 'joke' about the priest and the holy water supposed to be funny?

    I did like the DEA officer and his badge.
    3rd Jul 2018
    yeah Fran im with you on that one
    3rd Jul 2018
    yeah Fran im with you on that one
    3rd Jul 2018
    Married? yep said his mate ,twice , twice eh! yep they both died though ,thats no good he said what happened? first one died eating poison mushrooms,oh no! what about the second one ? ahh! a broken neck , howdid that happen? she wouldn,t eat the mushrooms
    31st Aug 2018
    That is not in the least funny.

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