It’s Privacy Awareness Week next week. Let’s face it, every other day or week seem to be dedicated to something these days – many of them very good causes. To get you in the mood, we take a light-hearted look at privacy matters.
Q. How many privacy consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many can you afford?
Q. How many privacy professionals does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, as long as there’s consent.
Q. How many privacy professionals does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q. How many privacy officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to get a bulb and the other to call a privacy consultant to actually change the thing.
Q. How many privacy officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, as long as s/he has two privacy consultants to conduct a privacy impact assessment.
Q. How many privacy consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Don’t know. We never get past the privacy impact assessment.
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