Funny fuel stop signs

A local fuel station in Wallingford, Seattle, keeps the whole town laughing with its daily revolving signs that spruik hilarious maxims and funny phrases.

From our favourites, ‘My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that’ to ‘Ants are healthy because they have little antibodies’, these signs are a welcome change from the daily barrage of billboards and sale signs.

So, sit back and have a chuckle! 

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We’ve selected ten of the best, but wait, there’s loads more! Visit for the rest.

Which one is your favourite? Do you have any funny phrases of your own? Why not share them with our members?

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Written by Leon Della Bosca

Leon Della Bosca has worked in publishing and media in one form or another for around 25 years. He's a voracious reader, word spinner and art, writing, design, painting, drawing, travel and photography enthusiast. You'll often find him roaming through galleries or exploring the streets of his beloved Melbourne and surrounding suburbs, sketchpad or notebook in hand, smiling.


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