Friday Funnies: hypocritical bumper stickers

Does a bumper sticker really tell you about the person driving?

angry female tailgating driver

The light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

''I'm very sorry for this mistake,” said the officer. “You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him.”

He continued: “I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ... I assumed you had stolen the car.''

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    Rod63
    8th Jul 2016
    12:30pm
    Bloody hypocrites! LOL.
    teuchter
    8th Jul 2016
    3:10pm
    Have two cameras on my vehicle,one front one rear plus a sticker smile for the camera,works
    a treat.

    8th Jul 2016
    4:04pm
    I saw a couple a while back which I thought were interesting:

    "If you don't give a f__k, you don't get a f__k. Be sexually responsible".
    and
    "Have a nice day. Bonk someone".
    Flindersbar
    8th Jul 2016
    7:45pm
    protect your windscreen........wear a condom
    Anonymous
    9th Jul 2016
    8:51am
    Huh?
    Tee
    9th Jul 2016
    10:20am
    FastEddie you crack me up!!!!


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