A fun look at our daily grind

It’s National Espresso Day. Of course you knew that! Friday Funnies takes a look at our love affair with coffee.

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A man visits his doctor for a check-up. “Doc, I think something’s wrong with my brain,” he says. “Every time I take a sip of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.”
“I see,” says the doctor. “Have you tried taking the spoon out?”

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If the local coffee shop has awarded you with ‘Employee of the Month and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.

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If you sleep with your eyes open, watch videos in fast-forward and lick your coffee cup clean, you may be drinking too much coffee.

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“Hey barista, how much for a cup of coffee?” says a customer. “Four dollars,” replies the barista, “and refills are free.”

“Great. Then I’ll have a refill,” replies the customer.

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Did you hear about the woman who insisted it was a man’s job to make the coffee in the morning? She showed him the bible where it said Hebrews!

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Written by Janelle Ward

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