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My wife and I hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn’t seen for ages. We encouraged everyone to bring their children along as well.

All throughout dinner my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her.

The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her staring at me?

Finally I asked her, “Why are you staring at me?”

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet, waiting for her response.

The little girl said, “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.”

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    What a shame there are no comments on this post
    Surely with 28,000 or more members there are a few wise cracks out there…
    That’s going to be a very lonely fish, no wonder it took up drinking!!!


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