Christmas jokes week 1

Debbie’s joke-a-day advent calendar has, without question, some of the cheesiest Christmas jokes Rachel has ever heard. So of course she decided to share the first seven with you.

What is Santa’s favourite pizza? Deep-pan, crisp and even.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey – he’s always stuffed!

What do ducks do at Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!

Why does Santa have a weed-free garden? Because he hoe, hoe, hoes!

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frost bite