Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’