Fathers day Funnies

The Importance of Planning
One night 4 college students were partying until late and did not study for a test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning, they thought of a plan.
They made themselves look as dirty as possible, with grease and dirt.
They then went to the teacher and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return, a tyre burst on their car and they had to push the car all the way back home and that they were in no condition to do the test.
The teacher kindly allowed them to do a re-test after 3 days.
They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day, they went for their test.
The teacher said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days…

The test consisted of 1 single question, worth a total of 100 Marks……..

Q. 1. Which tyre?

a) Front Left b) Front Right
c) Back Left d) Back Right

A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.”
Her husband mumbled, “That clock always was slow.”


A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?”
“I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob.
“Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”
Have a great weekend 🙂