Friday Funnies: Comedy peaks

YourLifeChoices Writers

3 years ago

Let’s celebrate World Mountain Day with some hill-arious jokes.

Why are mountains always tired?
Because they don’t Everest.

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What’s the most dangerous mountain?
Kill-a-man-jaro.

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Sometimes I forget how beautiful mountains are.
I really take them for granite.

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The god of thunder rode up the mountain atop his handsome filly.
“I’m Thor!” he cried, and the horse replied, “Because you forgot your thaddle thilly!”

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A group of hikers climbed a treacherous mountain. The terrain was rough, and they struggled to find stable footing.
One of them slipped and fell over the edge of the mountain. Luckily, he landed on a ledge just 20m below.
“John, are you okay?!” cried his companions, tossing over a rope for him to climb.
“My arms are broken. I can’t carry myself,” cried John.
“Tie the rope to your legs and we’ll pull you up.”
“My legs are broken, too!” cried John. “It hurts so much!”
“Bit the rope between your teeth.”
So, John bit the rope as hard as he could, and his companions began to pull him up. Midway they called down, “John, how are you doing? Are you okay?”
“I’m gooooooooodddd!”

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A Scottish man was skiing in Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retired to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After enjoying five whiskeys, he noticed a stuffed animal hanging above the fire place.
He asked the barman, “What on earth is that animal?”
The barman replied, “That’s a moose.”
“Bloody hell!” exclaimed the Scotsman, “How big are the cats!?”

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How do you greet a friendly laptop in the mountains?
Yo Dell.

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I was once hiking a mountain when I slipped.
It was all downhill from there.

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