Friday Funnies flees the Yoga studio

Whether you can turn yourself into a human pretzel or can’t touch your toes, here are the best yoga gags from to celebrate International Day of Yoga.

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My ‘snooze’ button should just be called the ‘nope, no yoga today’ button.

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Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights.

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Using the toilet on the airplane means I’m certified to teach yoga now.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose. 

 

I remember when yoga was called Twister

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What does a dyslexic cow say? Ommmmmmmmmm.
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I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail.

I didn’t get a chance to do yoga this morning … or any other morning of my life.

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Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.

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Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine.

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Written by Liv Gardiner

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