Friday Funnies: Tweets from isolation

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Friday Funnies: Riddle me this

Ten riddles to tickle your brain and make you laugh.

Written by Liv Gardiner

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    Is this really Friday funnies, or flops?

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    My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor’s tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they’re shutdown too.
    Simply go outside and pee in the front yard
    If ants gather: DIABETES.
    If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
    If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
    If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
    If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER’S

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    Heard this one the other day, thought it was clever: one man to another,
    “I have been going to the psychiatrist”, second man “is it helping?”, first man “yes it must be, because now I am allowed to sit up!”

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    Don’t cough near people .Move far away.
    If someone coughs near you tell them to
    FAR COUGH .

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    Don’t cough near people .Move far away.
    If someone coughs near you tell them to
    FAR COUGH .

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    I never thought the day would come when my hands would have more alcohol than my mouth

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    I never thought the day would come when my hands would have more alcohol than my mouth


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