May 22, 2020 
8 Comments If twitter gives us a glimpse into someone’s life, it’s fair to say that most people aren’t coping too well in isolation.
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My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor’s tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they’re shutdown too.
Simply go outside and pee in the front yard
If ants gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER’S
LOL That’s good!
Heard this one the other day, thought it was clever: one man to another,
“I have been going to the psychiatrist”, second man “is it helping?”, first man “yes it must be, because now I am allowed to sit up!”
Don’t cough near people .Move far away.
If someone coughs near you tell them to
FAR COUGH .
Don’t cough near people .Move far away.
If someone coughs near you tell them to
FAR COUGH .
I never thought the day would come when my hands would have more alcohol than my mouth
I never thought the day would come when my hands would have more alcohol than my mouth