Friday Funnies: Santa free Christmas crackers

Making Christmas crackers at home can be a fun DIY project to do with the grandkids. If you bring the paper and ribbon, YourLifeChoices has the funny stuff covered.

What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
Neighbours.


What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?
One day my prints will come.


What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing.


What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table.


Why did the pony need a throat lozenge?
Because he was a little horse.


Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.


Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
Because he had no body to go with.


What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.


What’s yellow and dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
A barberqueue.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.


What do frogs wear on their feet?
Open toad sandals.  

What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever found in a Christmas cracker? Are you over Santa jokes? Or do you enjoy the festive gags?

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https://www.yourlifechoices.com.au/news/christmas-crackers
https://www.yourlifechoices.com.au/fun/entertainment/jokes/cracking-christmas-jokes
https://www.yourlifechoices.com.au/lifestyle/get-cracking-with-diy-bonbons

Written by Liv Gardiner

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