Medical mayhem

A Jewish couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?

The man says, ‘Vill you vatch us have sexual intercourse?’

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an

elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely

nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.’

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck,

charges them $50, and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the

sex therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment,

have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,

‘I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’

The old man says,

‘Ve’re not trying to find out anything.

She’s married and ve can’t go to her house.

I’m married and ve can’t go to my house.

Travelodge charge $93.

Novotel charges $139.

Ve do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.’

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