Password Security

During a recent company IT audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyCanberra”

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

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A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. “I’d like one under-cooked egg so that it’s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.” “That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.” The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”

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Four facts to make you wonder.

– People order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

– We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

– Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

– We use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning bloodsucking creatures’

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