Seniors Q&A

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you’ll have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Anagrams

For those who do not know, an Anagram is where you rearrange the letters in a word/words to create a new set of words with those letters.

Slot Machines

– Cash Lost In Me

Snooze Alarms

– Alas! No More Z’s

Eleven Plus Two

– Twelve Plus One

Mother-In-Law

– Woman Hitler

Dormitory

– Dirty Room

Astronomer

– Moon Starer

George Bush

– He Bugs Gore