Social networking jokes

A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids by joining social networking sites.

Jimmy Fallon

The two biggest websites right now are Wikipedia, where you go to learn about things you care about, and Facebook, where you go to learn about people you stopped caring about years ago.

Craig Ferguson

Congress was broadcast live on Facebook for the first time in history. Now you can waste time and not get work done by watching Congress waste time and not get work done.

Jimmy Fallon

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time magazine’s Person of the Year. They said he has single-handedly changed the way we waste time at work.

Jay Leno

The Pentagon’s concerned that Facebook could pose a security risk to U.S. military personnel. Yeah, because apparently, there’s no telling what al Qaeda could do if it knows what a soldier’s five favourite romantic comedies are.

Conan O’Brien

Yesterday Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg had his own Facebook fan page hacked into. Zuckerberg immediately ordered the hacker to be tracked down, seized, and hired.

Conan O’Brien



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