Never argue with a woman

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A woman who reads can probably also think, as this parks and recreation warden finds out in the Friday Funnies.

One morning, a husband returns the boat to his lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake his wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a parks and recreation warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day,” and he left.

Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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    Not only Funny….but so True!…..lol


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