The donkey and the priest

Find out what happens when Father O’Malley discovers a donkey on the church lawn.

The donkey and the priest

An Irish priest was transferred to the St Johns Catholic Church (Glenelg). Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. John’s Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn."

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied, "Ah, 'to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."





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    Blossom
    7th Feb 2014
    9:53pm
    I love the donkey joke
    Nightshade
    8th Feb 2014
    3:28am
    Q. What do you call a donkey with one leg
    A. A wonky donkey

    Q. What do you call a donkey with one eye & one leg.
    A. A winkey, wonky donkey

    Q. What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, breaking wind.
    A. A stinky, winkey, wonky donkey


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