18th Jun 2013
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The hospital bill
Author: YourLifeChoices
The hospital bill

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.

She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

“Perfect,” the man replied. “Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”





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    Fossil
    28th Jun 2013
    3:58pm
    I love this one, has come up for years, still hasn't lost its magic.... I wish it were that simple though..
    bj
    15th Jul 2013
    3:46pm
    Afer reading this I have come to the conclusion God was a bigamist!


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