What happens when your wife goes missing? Find out with this week’s Friday Funnies.
A distraught husband is filing a report on his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping and still has not reached home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pantsuit or dress...I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was she going in a car?
Inspector: Tell me the number, name and colour of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
And then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...
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