Getting to the bottom of a common complaint

Are you gritting your teeth when you go to the bathroom?

The ailment no one talks about

They afflict pregnant women and new mothers, sportspeople, the man next door, the heavy lifters, or just anyone. While most suffer in silence – it’s rarely a popular topic of conversation – others have the spotlight thrust upon them.

Like retired Test opener Matthew Hayden. No doubt he would rather be remembered for his prowess with the cricket bat, but mention the word haemorrhoids, and any keen sports fan will mention his name. He had two operations in 2002 to remove painful haemorrhoids, and his very public absence from the team was the cause of some mirth.

Haemorrhoids are common. It's only when they swell, and possibly bleed and become painful that they become a problem.

What are they?
WebMD explains: “You have clumps of veins in and around your anus and lower rectum that can stretch with pressure. When they swell or bulge, they’re called haemorrhoids. You can get them inside or just on the edge on the outside.”

What causes them?
Perhaps constipation and straining, diarrhoea, heavy lifting. They are certainly more common among older people, and when you're overweight or pregnant. And if your parents had them, you’re a prime candidate.

The symptoms
One of the first signs of a haemorrhoid is pain, perhaps an itch, perhaps some bleeding when you go to the bathroom. However, those symptoms may also indicate another problem, so don’t assume they are haemorrhoids.

At home, you can try non-prescription creams and wipes, an ice-pack, a soak in a bath of warm water. And an over-the-counter stool softener can make it easier to go to the bathroom.

If home remedies fail, head to your GP.

Your doctor may put special rubber bands or rings around internal haemorrhoids to cut off the blood supply until they shrink,” says WebMD. “This process is ligation. He can use heat to get rid of internal haemorrhoids, known as coagulation. Your doctor could also inject a chemical into the swollen tissue to break it down. This is called sclerotherapy.”

The last resort is surgery. For large or persistent haemorrhoids, a surgeon may need to cut out the swollen tissues.

Your diet
Dietitians say that if you have had haemorrhoids, what you eat can be important to minimise the chance of a recurrence.

“Soften your stool with fibre. Eat more leafy vegetables, fresh fruits, beans and wholegrain breads and cereals. Your doctor may also suggest a fibre supplement. Add fibre to your diet slowly since too much too fast can lead to gas and bloating. Drink lots of water to make it easier to go to the bathroom and to avoid constipation.”

Have you experienced haemorrhoids? What caused the problem? Did you find another solution?


    Health disclaimer: This article contains general information about health issues and is not advice. For health advice, consult your medical practitioner.


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    17th May 2018
    A veritable pain in the arse, no less. Years ago a surgeon, whilst lancing a severe bout hanging out of yours truly, cracked up when I requested he 'goes steady'. "What on earth do you mean". I replied - "I'm still a virgin". His laughter came easily, mine painfully.
    17th May 2018
    You wouldn't get the symptoms just going into a bathroom!! LOL. I think rather they would appear during and after defecation.
    20th May 2018
    Ha Ha Rod63. I so agree and abhor that American term. What's wrong with just saying toilet? I can't believe that on Jetstar they are now saying "bathroom" instead of toilet or lavatory. Where on earth do they fit the bath in that tiny space!!!
    20th May 2018
    I couldn't agree more, Glucose.
    17th May 2018
    If you find it hard work (ha! ha!) adhering to a high fibre diet, after all just how many canned beans can you eat!,try drinking a small glass of Prune Juice after your main meals. It works wonders on the derriere.
    17th May 2018
    Never had them in retirement but when I worked and there was a lot of stress and high blood pressure started to do its damage, they would bite me. This is a warning sign relax a bit.

    If things get real bad, there is an examination "tool" and going back a few years there was a barium enema. If the ailment is part of a more wide spread condition there is a colonoscopy that can be done under anesthetic.

    Prostate check can sometimes be done by ultra sound these days.

    Everything they can stick in a hole I've had it.
    20th May 2018
    Dehydration, lack of fibre, not enough veg and fruit and too much animal protein, or just too much dead dry packaged food will cause this problem, and of course rushing and stress. Cucumber and celery juice will help a lot and your liver as well.

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