Friday Funnies: A shocking joke

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

‘Do these genes make my butt look fat?’ 

A man hired a lawyer when he was sued by his company for embezzling millions of dollars.

At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: “Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.”

And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail, eventually, he didn’t have a penny left..

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair: “Do you have any last requests?” 

“Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”

 

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