In a small town in South Australia there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were friends, but every once in awhile they would get into a fight. One time after they had both just bought ice-cream, Trouble’s ice-cream fell. Trouble then stole Shut-up’s ice-cream and ran away. Shut-up ran after Trouble but eventually lost him, sat on the footpath, and started to cry.
A police officer pulled up and asked, “What’s your name?”
The officer got angry and asked the same question again and got the same reply. Finally, he asked the same question and got the same reply and then said, “Boy, are you looking for Trouble?”
And Shut-up said, “Yeah, that idiot stole my ice-cream!”
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