A pig and a cat were walking down a path.
The pig was very stupid, so the cat had to explain everything to him.
When the cat was explaining something to the pig, the cat fell down a deep pit. He requested the pig to grab a rope from their home and return to the pit.
The pig soon returned with a sturdy rope.
“Throw it down!” the cat yelled,
So, the pig threw the whole rope down the pit.
“You idiot! You were supposed to grab hold of one end!”
The pig, after thinking for a while, jumped down the pit and grabbed hold of the rope.
A guy goes to a Psychiatrist desperate for his doctor’s help.
“Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First, I’m a teepee, then I’m a wigwam, then I’m a teepee, then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replies, “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”
At the restaurant, a sign read “Karaoke Tonight!”
Grandma studied it before asking, “What kind of fish is that?”