A couple went to McDonald’s and ordered a burger, fries and a soda. A man next to them saw the man split everything in half.
He went over to the table and offered to buy them each a meal if they couldn’t afford it. The old man appreciatively declined and said that he and his wife had shared everything in the 40 years they were together.
The man went back to his own table and then noticed the old woman wasn’t eating. She was just sitting there. He went back over to the couple and asked why she wasn’t eating. The woman said, “Oh, that’s only because it’s my husband’s turn to use the teeth.”
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four,” answered the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?”