Friday Funnies: Making fun of passwords

man entering password on computer

We all know we need strong passwords to protect our personal details,  but that doesn’t mean we can’t poke a bit of fun at the process.

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A lady helps her husband install a new computer. Once it’s completed, she tells him to select a password – a word that he’ll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter his password, he looks at his wife, and with a macho smirk and a wink, he selects the word ‘Mypenis’.

As he hits ‘enter’, to validate his selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor hysterical.

The computer had replied:

TRY AGAIN. TOO SHORT

READ: Taxi faux pas

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Apparently you cannot use ‘beef stew’ as a password

It’s not stroganoff.
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My email password has been hacked.

That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
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I needed a password that was eight characters long.

I went with *SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves*
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Read: Man’s best friend

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

1FORREST1
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A man walks into a pub and asks the bar tender for the WiFi password.

The bar tender replies, “You have to buy a drink first”.
So the man buys a Coke.
“Okay now what’s the WiFi password?”
The bar tender replies, “you have to buy a drink first – all lower case, no spaces”.
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Hacker Jesus

“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man how to phish and he’ll steal your bank password.”
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