Friday Funnies: Two liners

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.


Friday Funnies: The funny side of serious

Therapist: “I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your emotions.” nPatient: “Well, I can’t say that I’m surprised.” n


Friday Funnies: Husbands

The trope of the warring husband and wife is an old one, yet it still gets frequent laughs and reveals the occasional truths.


Friday Funnies: Heartfelt humour

My grandfather has the heart of a lion … and a lifetime ban from the zoo.


Friday Funnies: COVID continued

While we may be getting tired of this COVID-19 business, the internet sure isn’t. With all of us in the same boat of isolation, some people are doing their best to see the funny side of the situation.


Friday Funnies: Silly jokes found on the internet

These sensationally silly jokes were found on Reddit. Do they make you chuckle or roll your eyes?


Friday Funnies: COVID-19 vs the internet

They say laughter is the best medicine, but have these internet users gone too far in poking fun at aspects of the global pandemic?


Friday funnies: Pirates and brown pants

What has eight legs, eight arms and eight eyes? Eight pirates.


Friday Funnies: Polly’s got a cracker

A woman was walking past a pet store when she heard a parrot in the front window call out, “Hey, lady! You’re ugly!”


Friday Funnies: Head over heels humour

Valentine’s Day … the perfect excuse to spoil your loved ones, indulge in champagne, chocolates and a good laugh.


Friday Funnies: The optimistic engineer

Maths teacher: "If I have five bottles in one hand and six in the other hand, what do I have?" nStudent: "A drinking problem." n


Friday Funnies: Parenting moments

These relatable parenting cartoons are guaranteed to have you chuckling.

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