Father Sean and Father Patrick
We thought you deserved an extra laugh, so this week you can enjoy not one, but three Friday Funnies. Find out how Father Sean and Father Patrick got it all wrong, discover what you should never do with a credit card and more.
12 Things my mum taught me
A dad outsmarts his son, the difference between heaven and hell and what my mother taught me.
Friday Funnies says ‘I do’
This week Friday Funnies says ‘I do’ to some gutbusting gags about the reality of married life.
Friday Funnies goes fiscal
Enjoy these jokes at the expense of our financially focused fiscal friends.
Friday Funnies: Peter strikes again
Some of us can't wait to leave 2020 behind but, before we go, let's take a moment to look back and laugh.
The pure bread dog
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. nI guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. n
Jokes for smart people
A man walks up to a librarian and asks, “Do you have a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger's cat?” The librarian thinks for a moment and says, “Yes, it rings a bell, but I don’t know if we have it in or not.”
Friday Funnies: Two liners
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Funny side of serious
Therapist: “I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your emotions.” nPatient: “Well, I can’t say that I’m surprised.” n
