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Friday Funnies: A year of wonders

Contributor Peter Leith shares his favourite memes of 2020.

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Friday Funnies: The pure bread dog

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. nI guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. n

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Friday funnies: Cartoons to make you chuckle

Cartoons and comedy to get you through the COVID blues.

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Friday Funnies: Jokes for smart people

A man walks up to a librarian and asks, “Do you have a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger's cat?” The librarian thinks for a moment and says, “Yes, it rings a bell, but I don’t know if we have it in or not.”

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Friday Funnies: Two liners

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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Friday Funnies: The funny side of serious

Therapist: “I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your emotions.” nPatient: “Well, I can’t say that I’m surprised.” n

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Friday Funnies: Pub jokes

The future, the present and the past walk into a pub. Things get a little tense.

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Friday Funnies: Cold comedy

Q: Why don't kangaroos get cold? nA: They wear fur-mal underwear. n

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Friday Funnies: Technical difficulties

What is the most commonly told lie in the universe? “I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.”

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Friday Funnies: Wise words

A rainy winter day is the perfect time to indulge in some light – hearted – philosophy. Rosemarie Jarski’s book, A Word from the Wise, never fails to make me laugh and think.

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Friday Funnies: Husbands

The trope of the warring husband and wife is an old one, yet it still gets frequent laughs and reveals the occasional truths.

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Friday Funnies: Heartfelt humour

My grandfather has the heart of a lion … and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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