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Friday Funnies: The optimistic engineer

Maths teacher: "If I have five bottles in one hand and six in the other hand, what do I have?" nStudent: "A drinking problem." n

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Friday Funnies: quit horsing around

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Hey.” nThe horse replies: “Buddy, you just read my mind!” n

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Friday Funnies gets a little silly

A limbo champion walks into a bar. They’re disqualified.

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Friday Funnies: the fly didn’t stand a chance

This week, Friday Funnies keeps it short and sweet with these simple gags that guarantee a chuckle.

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Friday Funnies

Knock, knock. Who’s there? It’s Friday Funnies bringing you some short but sweet ‘knock, knock’ gags.

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Friday Funnies visit Little Johnny

Are you familiar with Little Johnny? If not, you’re about to be as Friday Funnies shares some classic Little Johnny gags to celebrate the end of the week.

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Friday Funnies: a little lame, a lot of laughter

While this week’s Friday Funnies may seem a little lame, these short and sharp two liners are guaranteed to make you chuckle.

First bloke’s tasteless joke

Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s partner, Tim Mathieson, has had to apologise after making a tasteless joke about prostate cancer examinations and Asian women. The incident occurred during a speech Mr Mathieson was giving to the members of the West Indian cricket team at The Lodge ahead of the Prime Minister’s XI cricket match yesterday.

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The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says.........

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