31st May 2017
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Looking for a laugh? Turns out Siri can help
Author: Ben Hocking
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If you enable iPhone’s voice assistant, Siri, you may have all the laughs you need, right in your pocket.

As well as being a useful tool to find out what you need quickly, Siri is also programmed to bring the laughs if you know the right questions to ask.

If you have an iPhone or iPad, but have not used Siri before, you can read all about how to use Siri.

Here is our list of questions that you should try asking Siri to get a funny response. With some of these you can ask the question multiple times to get different answers.

Try these:

Where did I put my keys?

When is the world going to end?

What is your favourite animal?

What did the fox say?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Is Jon Snow dead?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Will you marry me?

What are you wearing? (you can try this one a few times)

What are your best chat up lines? (there are a few of these)

Why do you vibrate?

Talk dirty to me.

Can I kiss you?

I love you Siri?

Read me a poem.

Tell me a story.

Sing me a song.

Dance for me.

Tell me a joke.

Make me a sandwich.

How much do you earn?

How much do you cost?

Why did Apple make you?

How old are you?

Do you sleep?

How do I look?

Do I look fat in this?

Do you like my new haircut?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

What is Inception about?

What is zero divided by zero?

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Where is Elvis Presley?

What is the meaning of life?

Do you believe in God?

Why?

What is the answer?

Why are firetrucks red?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Can I borrow some money?

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    KSS
    31st May 2017
    1:03pm
    Hilarious! .... For a 7 year old.
    Bill R
    31st May 2017
    2:53pm
    Great for those who have Siri. What about supplying some answers for those who don't? we don't all use Apple products.
    Rosret
    31st May 2017
    6:50pm
    Ask him to divide a number by zero. My grandson plays it over over!


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