how right you are planB.  religions are also the refuge of the sexually perverted male.

hahaha

kika -and what about the 50% who are women ???

Perhaps he has imaginary schizophrenia 

R&R research on The above quote maybe ?

Are you referring to Pastafarians Brocky? If so:

Not quite in the mood for researching the great faith of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, pillar of the Pastafarians and ‘His chosen outfit’ i.e. pirate regalia ... after I just researched the Battle of Fromelles.

So … will refer you to the opening missal of their original messiah Bobby Henderson.

https://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/

Hopefully all will be revealed so you can go forwardeth.

Yeah well done R&R The Gospels of the Pastafarians ...

The Illumanati are not amused by your blasphemy RnR and Brocky 

Pastafarians welcome all on the 'Great List of the Shunned and Blasphemous'.

Twisted noodles all of you 

Ahh you refer to our Chinese brothers . Rather than Pirates Twisted Noodles . 

All followers of the FSM hold that pirates are sacred and were the first Pastafarians. Climate change, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are directly linked to the declining number of pirates worldwide. Many Pastafarians therefore choose to wear full pirate regalia as a means to help the environment and belay natural disasters. Other Pastafarians just like wearing colanders on their heads.

The system of Pastafarianism ethics is based on the “The Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” – a series of suggestions on how to live your life in a happy manner without infringing upon others rights to do the same with their own lives. The 8’s outline a morality which is based on harmonious co-existence, non-judgemental conduct and generally not being a dick. Worship of the FSM is not commanded or even expected. In many ways, Pastafarians believe that this ethical system is superior to all other mainstream religions.

The ‘I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts’

The 8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts

1. I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

2. I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I’d really rather you didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this in your thick heads: woman = person. Man = person. Samey-samey. One is not better than the other, unless we’re talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I’d really rather you didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age and mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I’d really rather you didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******.

6. I’d really rather you didn’t build multimillion-dollar churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
a. Ending poverty
b. Curing diseases
c. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I am the creator.

7. I’d really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?

8. I’d really rather you didn’t do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather / lubricant / lass Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of mike, wear a condom! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

Rev. Andrew Alan Rhodes

As an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’d really rather you didn’t profess tenets that must be followed.

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma.

Norse Gods seem to morph into days of the week ..

Which trilogy Brocky?

• The Fire and the Sword
• Foundation and Empire
• Deptford
• Lord of the Rings
• The Theban Plays

etc, etc.

:) Or artistic threesomes in general?

Three Gods according to Christians .

OK … the Trinity.

Tricky stuff.

The Father, the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit—as "one God in three Divine Persons". The three persons are distinct, yet are one "substance, essence or nature”.

Good luck with that one.

Of all the Abrenic religions only the Christians have three  Gods

He doesn't need to think

he knows everything

even before you thunk it 

See - I'm going to heaven 

Yes your heaving .,

Oh you poor heathen

You are darkened in your understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in you due to your hardness of heart

I have seen the light at the end of the tunnel , it was a train coming towards me...

Hahaha

yours is not to reason why

he knows. best