Darts involved in fart controversy

Two darts competitors are accusing each other of using farting as a distraction technique.

World champion Gary Anderson beat Dutchman Wesley Harms in the quarter finals, with Harms accusing his opponent of “leaving a fragrant smell” on the stage during their clash.

“It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose,” Harms told Dutch television after the match.

However, world number four Anderson was adamant that he had nothing to do with the smell.

After the smell become apparent, Harms improved, leading Anderson to believe that the Dutchman was the culprit.

"It was bad. It was a stink. Then he started to play better and I thought he must have needed to get some wind out,” Anderson said.

"Hands up, I swear on my kid’s life, to help me God, nothing crossed, [it wasn't me].

"Normally if I fart on stage I s*** myself, and you know that because I told you in a documentary," Anderson added.

"If I'd farted and it smelled like that, I'd put my hands up and go 'sorry, I need to go off.'"

Where is the least appropriate place you have ever broken wind?

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what a funny thread LOL.

:) Thanks all.

I'm beginning to enjoy it too!

Well sophie that takes the cake," YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!" as John McEnroe used to say. What a lot of Sanctimonious Condescending Twaddle you say. The Truth is (and it is there for all YLC members to see) is that up and until your interfering post I had made only 6 posts on this thread. micha had made 7 and Ray had made 8 , a total of 15 between the two of them.  Most of their invective was directed at me with some needllessly aimed at others. Your ill thought out post made it 16 from your lot. I don't see you chiding them for having time on their hands to come on to this site and harass others. You obviously have one rule for them and one for other posters! Furthermore my posts in total across all sites are very few in comparison with the addicted micha who quite often floods threads to get attention. You don't give him your unwanted advice do you. This tactic of a number of your lot to gang up and try to overwhelm others by sheer weight of numbers has been going on for too long and should be reigned in. Furthermore what gives you the right to  advise me what to do with my time? I am retired and I can damn well do what I like with it , so no you may not give me advice of any kind with your Holier Than Thou Attitude. I have been a very successful businessman in my time and I don't require people such as yourself who sound  like Pedantic Librarians to try to interfere with my life.I have done charity work as a volunteer when I was a member of THE LIONS Club and also as a member of Rotary International. Both are respected Business clubs that have high ideals. As for being bored I don't feel that much at all as I have a few satisfying interests. So butt out busybody sophie and concentrate on your own life, if you can? BTW your posts would cure people of insomnia. Do I make myself clear??

Groan. What's crystal clear is that you need help sageman.

Well sophie that takes the cake," YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!" as John McEnroe used to say. What a lot of Sanctimonious Condescending Twaddle you say. The Truth is (and it is there for all YLC members to see) is that up and until your interfering post I had made only 6 posts on this thread. micha had made 7 and Ray had made 8 , a total of 15 between the two of them.  Most of their invective was directed at me with some needllessly aimed at others. Your ill thought out post made it 16 from your lot. I don't see you chiding them for having time on their hands to come on to this site and harass others. You obviously have one rule for them and one for other posters! Furthermore my posts in total across all sites are very few in comparison with the addicted micha who quite often floods threads to get attention. You don't give him your unwanted advice do you. This tactic of a number of your lot to gang up and try to overwhelm others by sheer weight of numbers has been going on for too long and should be reigned in. Furthermore what gives you the right to  advise me what to do with my time? I am retired and I can damn well do what I like with it , so no you may not give me advice of any kind with your Holier Than Thou Attitude. I have been a very successful businessman in my time and I don't require people such as yourself who sound  like Pedantic Librarians to try to interfere with my life.I have done charity work as a volunteer when I was a member of THE LIONS Club and also as a member of Rotary International. Both are respected Business clubs that have high ideals. As for being bored I don't feel that much at all as I have a few satisfying interests. So butt out busybody sophie and concentrate on your own life, if you can? BTW your posts would cure people of insomnia. Do I make myself clear??

Well sophie that takes the cake," YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!" as John McEnroe used to say. What a lot of Sanctimonious Condescending Twaddle you say. The Truth is (and it is there for all YLC members to see) is that up and until your interfering post I had made only 6 posts on this thread. micha had made 7 and Ray had made 8 , a total of 15 between the two of them.  Most of their invective was directed at me with some needllessly aimed at others. Your ill thought out post made it 16 from your lot. I don't see you chiding them for having time on their hands to come on to this site and harass others. You obviously have one rule for them and one for other posters! Furthermore my posts in total across all sites are very few in comparison with the addicted micha who quite often floods threads to get attention. You don't give him your unwanted advice do you. This tactic of a number of your lot to gang up and try to overwhelm others by sheer weight of numbers has been going on for too long and should be reigned in. Furthermore what gives you the right to  advise me what to do with my time? I am retired and I can damn well do what I like with it , so no you may not give me advice of any kind with your Holier Than Thou Attitude. I have been a very successful businessman in my time and I don't require people such as yourself who sound  like Pedantic Librarians to try to interfere with my life.I have done charity work as a volunteer when I was a member of THE LIONS Club and also as a member of Rotary International. Both are respected Business clubs that have high ideals. As for being bored I don't feel that much at all as I have a few satisfying interests. So butt out busybody sophie and concentrate on your own life, if you can? BTW your posts would cure people of insomnia. Do I make myself clear??

 

 

At least I am of some use to the YLC community...I cure people of insomnia..teehee

 

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Thank you for curing my insomnia Sophie :))

SEE I even had so much time on my hands I was able  to post my last post 3 times!!

That's exactly what I mean..so much time and very little to do with it.

Your wife is on here every day. Why don't you two go out more and smell the roses!

The men are having a great discussion on the "Victorian Election" thread.

Why don't you go join them?

How do you know who Sageman’s wife is Sophie???? Are you a mind reader? 

Another pointless question ..sigh..

However..I will say this..it is possible to read someone's mind if you know what they look like.

Work that out...


Jockeys were reluctant to let a horse called Hoof Hearted take the lead, knowing full well the impact it would have on other runners.

 

Hilarious, what a refined thread LOL. Meet the Santa Claus of farts. French man Christian Poincheval sells fart pills that supposedly make your gas smell like chocolate, rose, or ginger, depending on your preference. 

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LOL ... and he's having a Black Friday sales week.

Good one!

Well here you go again Sophie, you can't really help yourself can you! Always telling people where to go and what to do, as if your shallow advice really matters. A real control freak no less! What does really matter though is that you think there is a daily poster hereabouts that you believe to be my wife, how laughable! Well I think you are the one that needs help because the Paranoia you are displaying must be a bit of a worry even to your cohorts. The nameless daily poster whoever it is surely would not be impressed by your thoughts at all. Just to put that poster at ease I'll put the      record straight:-                                                                                                                                                              

My wife does not post on YLC and in fact she has never posted here, the simple reason being that she is not a member now and was never ever a member nor would she ever wish to become one. She knows nothing about this site at all and has never looked it up as she is not interested in doing so.  I never discuss it with her either because she has enough interest in engaging with others that are intelligent and friendly and have more moderate views than many here.                                                                                                                                                         

As for you sophie you should be ashamed of attempting to insult people by bringing their family into any discourse and would be certainly frowned upon by most fairminded members who would think that simply is  not on!!

Sophie is a disgraceful old woman 

Best ignored - she's a legend in her own broom closet 

Sophie, thats an awful thing to say to sageman. I think you had better apologise.

 

Sageman..


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Here's some more good advice..

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SOPHIE,  you need reporting for bringing peoples partners into your inane postings,    you are a disgrace,  to this and any other forum you belong to,      a BIG report IS GOING TO THE MOD,     as for people who need help,  [as you and your cohorts]   are so fondstruvtive of telling everyone ,they do,     it is YOU and your gang who need the help,   you are a distructive bunch of individuals ,   whose only pleasure in life seems to be ,  TRYING to put the boot into others,   the whole bunch of you  need a lesson in manners,    it seems your only pleasure in life is  trying to belittle others ,    this has to end,  

SOPHIE,  you need reporting for bringing peoples partners into your inane postings,    you are a disgrace,  to this and any other forum you belong to,      a BIG report IS GOING TO THE MOD,     as for people who need help,  [as you and your cohorts]   are so fondstruvtive of telling everyone ,they do,     it is YOU and your gang who need the help,   you are a distructive bunch of individuals ,   whose only pleasure in life seems to be ,  TRYING to put the boot into others,   the whole bunch of you  need a lesson in manners,    it seems your only pleasure in life is  trying to belittle others ,    this has to end,  

Well said Cats!

 

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YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS Sophie! I luv cherries with my CabSav, you know, the one my bro in law, the truck driver from the North Yungas Road ( aka the Road of Death) in Yungas Bolivia, and I make! We don’t have any cherry trees, but our neighbour has one. When they go to bed, Conejito, my bro in law (that means rabbit, but he’s no bunny) and I help ourselves. Since we both have fiery fetishes, we make our own salsa too, hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boTZQEQq_b0

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