Laughter is the Best Medicine

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That is what I said to my dog RnR :)

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LOL Dorade gets extreme makeover - Dorade

Yes in those days Coon was a cheese

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Cheese name change inspires others LOL.



A few short jokes for you.

Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?"

"I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"

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Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.”

"Blow that," says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

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19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?"

Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.

Talk about Dyson with death.

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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!

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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!

Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

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I start a new job in Seoul next week.

I thought it was a good Korea move.

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I was driving this morning when I saw a parked RAC van. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.

I thought to myself, that guy's heading for a breakdown.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.

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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30 am this morning, can you believe that, 2.30 am?

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.

I said "You're obviously not listening."

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When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists.

I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!

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Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six people in the rear in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

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Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

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A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman.

The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."

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Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.

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Confirmation of Murphy's Law ... the explanation.

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan. He tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. But he won't say what it is, so he asks Fr. Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes.

He leads Fr. Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor. "Well," says the priest, "it's pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then, for some reason, they flipped it over so that the butter was on top." "No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!" exclaimed Murphy

"Oh my Lord," says Fr. Flanagan, "dropped toast never falls with the butter side up. It's a miracle. Wait... it's not for me to say it's a miracle. I'll have to report this matter to the Bishop and he'll have to deal with it. He'll send some people round; to interview you, take photos, etc." A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the archdiocese but by scientists sent over from the Curia in Rome. No expense is spared.

There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much-needed tourism revenue.

Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling. "It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphy's kitchen, quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out.

Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared "No Miracle", because they think that Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!

Keep them coming RnR - We could all do with a good laugh.

Found this Thread but I didn't have anything to put on it!

Would be good if we could have some light hearted jokes going again!

 

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PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Harry's indiscretions

'Precisely HOW rude were you about the U.S. constitution, Harry?'

LOL

I think Harry should visit his doctor asap, he seems to suffer with the dreaded Foot in Mouth Syndrome.

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